My future wife
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There’s something about cocky men that makes me want to kiss them hard and then suck their egos out like a dementor sucks out a soul.
As long as she sucks it out of my cock, I wouldn’t have a problem with that. ;-)
worth scrolling all the way up to reblog
Ok jesus, I’ll risk prostate cancer (that you invented) and stop enjoying the body that you designed. Religion.. shit it.
(Source: applepiesfromscratch)
Too funny
(Source: born2live0804)
i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHINDAMMIT FIN FIN
BANG! Dolphin epic fail
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(Source: danielodowd)
I will wear what I want.
I will get tattoos if I want.
I will wear makeup if I want.
I will dye my hair if I want.
I will pierce whatever I want.
I will shave what I want.
I will lose weight if I want.
I will gain weight if I want.
I will have sex if I want.
Stop telling me what to do with my body just because I’m a girl.
Because obviously I’m a guy!
(Source: livinginvincible)
